If I were in this chick's 3rd-grade class, I would TRY to get expelled.

Please try not to vomit on your screen as you watch this teacher show off her collection of pro-LGBTQIA+ children's books to teach young kids all about how people get their sexual kicks.

This is Lauren Crowe, a teacher at Abraham Lincoln Elementary School in Glenn Ellyn School District 41 in Chicago, according to LinkedIn. The Twitter account Libs of Tik Tok rightly observes that this teacher really is an activist more than she is a teacher.

In case you couldn't catch 'em in the video, here are some of the books in her arsenal to destroy children's minds:

• "Rainbow Revolutionaries: 50 LGBTQ+ People Who Made History"
• "Stonewall: A Building. An Uprising. A Revolution."
• "Queer Heroes: Meet 53 LGBTQ Heroes From Past & Present"
• "It Feels Good To Be Yourself: A Book About Gender Identity"
• "Papa, Daddy, & Riley"

Crowe's other videos are as equally unbearable as the book showcase video.

The music and facial expressions throughout the second video are absolutely terrifying. But the worst part about it is what she says in the video.

"Let's discuss something that needs to be talked about," Crowe said. "If you don't think white supremacy and white privilege exists. Check yourself. That's all."

Wow. Such a powerful statement. Good job.

I'm told all the other government school teachers absolutely love your children and would never try to brainwash them with any of this type of garbage. I'm sure this teacher's curriculum in Woke activism is just an anomaly.

Carry on!

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