You can't make this stuff up.

An LGBT news outlet really and truly tweeted, "Just a reminder that Republican lawmakers want to make child drag shows illegal" ... as though that were a terrible thing!

HOW IS THIS REAL. These radicals really want us to believe that it's a good and wonderful thing when pre-pubescent boys dress up as girls and dance around on stage while grown men throw money at them.

Utter depravity. Is this not a very solid reason to vote Republican?

Do you know what the hardest thing about running Not the Bee is? There's just so much potential content in our brave new world. I'm like a game show contestant in one of those money booths trying desperately to grab content as it flies about all around me.

What a time to be alive.