The Washington National's baseball team hosted a Pride Night last night to celebrate sexual debauchery during America's pastime.

And, of course, they had some buffoonish drag queen show up to toss the first pitch. Oh, wait- I'm being told it's Nancy Pelosi.

The good news is that nobody showed up for the team's Pride celebration.

That is, nobody showed up except for what appears to be Nancy Pelosi's personal staff and family members, as the aged former House Speaker showed up to toss the first pitch.

Fives of people applauded wildly as the San Francisco rep threw a pitch in the general direction of home plate.

Here's another angle that hides the fact that no one showed up:

Hey, at least this event shows that Nancy isn't ashamed of her husband's sexuality.