(And we do mean ladies and gentlemen)

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Please send up a prayer for our writers, who will likely get no sleep during this woke holy month.

We're glad to be serving on deck with you all. Batten down the hatches and hold fast until the dawn, and may God have mercy on our souls! 😭

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