Australia is dealing with a spider problem beyond belief:

Apparently, the cuddly arachnids decided they wanted to move en masse because of flooding in eastern Victoria.

If my knowledge serves me correctly, the only way out of this situation is an Elven blade forged in Gondolin during the First Age, along with a Ring of Power!

Oh, and because spiders are now hellbent on world domination, they have also taken to the skies in recent days:

Good luck, Australia! At least death by spider legions is an epic way to go!