Not Satire: Infamous Canadian shop teacher with ginormous fake breasts goes skydiving, loses wig
· Nov 25, 2022 · NottheBee.com

This person is a pervert, and I know we shouldn't be giving him any more attention, but how can I NOT talk about this??

The Canadian male shop teacher who you couldn't miss in a crowd (because his ginormous fake breasts take up half the room) went skydiving, and it was weird – like everything he does.

"Kalya" Lemieux was caught on camera jumping out of a plane on October 31 with Voodoopornstar, a man who referred to himself as a "conservative pornstar skydiver."

I don't know whether to laugh or cringe.

Y'all will probably end up doing both.

He lost his wig (and glasses?), but those big inflatable puppies held on for dear life.

Behold, what Hollywood, academia, and our politicians tell us is a real woman:

Voodoopornstar strapped himself in, and before jumping out of that plane with Lemieux, he prophesied there was no way the wig would stay on.

Taking the #Oakville #transgender shop teacher on a skydive...

All it took was one bump from the camera man and their [sic] goes the wig folks... I think dudes real hair looks better anyway.

I don't care who you are or how crazy you are I'll always throw anyone out of a plane.

Watch:

[The video is tagged as "sensitive" but there's no swearing or nudity, thank God]

"Even if I disagree with your identity politics," Voodoopornstar said in a follow-up post, "in person, I treat everyone with respect and courtesy. That's the difference between a conservative and a liberal these days."

Well, I guess he has a point there.

But I am not going to take advice from a self-proclaimed "conservative" pornstar.

Lemieux first got our attention in September when he showed off his fetish at school. The school defended Lemieux in the name of "maintaining a safe, caring, inclusive, equitable, and welcoming learning and working environment for all."

However, Ontario's education minister stepped in and politely asked that the institution's dress code be reevaluated.

Nice to see him gallivanting around and enjoying himself in the meantime...


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