Guys, this is the best thing I have seen in a long, long time.

In a spectacle of misguided valor, the privileged warriors bravely advanced. Placing their faith in Rubbermaid and Patchouli oil. But the guardians of order stood resolute. Repelling the advance like the steel curtain. The would be revolutionaries met not with victory but with the cold reality of life. Echoes of the folly of youth reverberated across the nation. A cautionary tale, immortalized in the annals of absurdity.

The music, the voiceover, the video, the shields...

It's so perfect.

Some days, the internet is the best.

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