We're glad you're here 😊
Not the Bee is a humor-based news, opinion, and entertainment site from the creators of The Babylon Bee and Disrn. Like the name suggests, it'll feature some absurd and hilarious (but real) news that seems like it should definitely be satire.
It'll also have opinions, videos, personalities, memes, viral stuff, and more.
We will write like we talk. It will be infused with humor. We will have a lot of fun doing it. It will probably become your favorite site on Planet Earth (along with The Babylon Bee and Disrn, of course).
It also happens to be the most beautiful website ever built (thanks Developer Dan, you wonderful genius).
Not the Bee will inform you and entertain you. It will tell you things you need to know and also provide you with a much-needed brain break whenever you visit.
It also has a built-in, fully functional social network. Really. You can post your own thoughts, links, pictures, social media posts, or whatever. You can like posts and tag other users. You can join interest-based groups and talk among yourselves. We've been beta testing it for weeks now and people just love it. Dan wrote an article explaining it all right here.
Obviously, for the social feature you have to be a subscriber. And here is good news for many of you:
If you are a Disrn subscriber or Babylon Bee premium subscriber, you get a Not the Bee subscription for free. No strings attached. You just go to the NTB login page and click on the Babylon Bee or Disrn button to register. That's it, for real. Just a huge thank you for being a subscriber to the Bee or Disrn.
If you're not a Babylon Bee or Disrn subscriber and you want to subscribe to Not the Bee, you can do that right here.
If you don't want to do any of that, you still get to enjoy this beautiful new creation. We'll be posting awesome stuff every day for you right here at notthebee.com.
We think you'll love it 😊
What you should do now:
👉 Follow Not the Bee on Facebook
👉 Follow Not the Bee on Twitter
👉 Follow Not the Bee on Instagram
👉 Click around and enjoy Not the Bee!
We hope you love it. We will do everything in my power to make sure it's the greatest site on the planet.
As always, thanks for your attention and your support. We love you.
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Update: YES YES RSS PEOPLE WE HEAR YOU: https://notthebee.com/feed
P.S. Now take a brain break and enjoy our viral video "How to speak Bidenese" 👇