Commodore Vanderbilt

Not the Bee's business & finance reporter.

Edward Teach

Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarter, or take any from you.

Jeffrey Swindoll

Sonseekr, son of David // Jeffrey received a B.A. in Journalism and has completed Master's level seminary courses.

Jessica Swietoniowski

I write and make videos. I like to laugh at things I shouldn't laugh at. Spending time with animals is my favourite thing to do. I ❤️ Canadian truckers.

NTB Staff

These articles were written by somebody on payroll that doesn't want to take credit for any of this controversial nonsense.

HarrietRigby

Fake Name, Real News. Not @harrisrigby

Harris Rigby

Harrison, Harris, or Harry.

Mister Retrops

Silly writer who has trouble telling the difference between the Marxes and the Marxists because they’re all so absurd! Also a Christian, husband, father, and directionally challenged man who never did learn the difference between right and left.

Wolfgang Ramsay

Bringing the spice 🌶️

Cardinal Pritchard

Hello, my name is Cardinal Pritchard. I am a husband and a father of two. I've been known as a jock but can no longer dunk so I just sit on the couch now and yell at the sportsballers while drinking Dr. Pepper and munching on Cheetos. I've recently come...

Hamilton Porter

Hamilton Porter, sports reporter.

Daniel Plainview

I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed.

Daniel Payne

Beloved child of God. Staff writer at Not the Bee.

Thinkr

We summarize the key ideas from new and noteworthy nonfiction. Read or listen in just 10 minutes per title.

AnnieOakley

Just a straight shooter.

Beelon Musk

Co-owner of The Babylon Bee and Thinkr. Co-founder of Not the Bee and Bee Social. Full stack web/iOS/Android developer. Father to 4 awesome kids. Husband to 1 awesome wife.

PlanetMoron

Political junkie, troublemaker, part-time drunk. Castigat ridendo mores.

Kyle Mann

Editor-in-Chief of @babylonbee, husband to @DestinyMann3. Everything will be made new again.

John Knox

"Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God."

Jesse James

Don't that picture look dusty?

Doc Holliday

I know, let's have a spelling contest!

Peter Heck

I teach school and write things.

Adam Ford

I created The Babylon Bee and now I run Not the Bee.

Rex P Dynamite

I enjoy Reddit, my dog, and being outside.

David Doppleganger

I am not who you think I am.

Faith Dillon

Joyfully espoused these past many decades to my high school sweetheart and lifelong boyfriend. Proud breeder of incredibly talented, creative, entrepreneurial offspring. Bountifully blessed MomMom to eight of the world's most wonderful grandbabies. Eterna...

Seth Dillon

CEO at The Babylon Bee, the world's most trusted, factually accurate news source.

Chris Cowan

Pronouns: Dollar Tree/Toasted Cheddar Chalupa/Hot Tub || Host of "Stunning and Brave" podcast, award-wanting voice actor, and Nobel-worthy writer for The Babylon Bee and Not The Bee.

Joel Berry

Joel Berry is a busy father of four, Managing Editor for The Babylon Bee, and host of the Petty Prophet Podcast. You can follow him on Twitter at @JoelWBerry.

Holly Ash

You'll figure it out.

Neo

I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin.

Joel Abbott

Editor of Not The Bee. Disciple of Christ, father of three energetic girls, and author of a few books you probably haven’t read. Dedicated to proper exegesis and torching commies as ordained by God in eternity past. Amen and Awomen.