Florida Roofing Company Offers Free AR-15, Frozen Turkey To Customers Cuz This Is America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
ยท Nov 3, 2023 ยท NottheBee.com

Here's the most Florida thing I've seen in a long time. A roofing company is giving away a free AR-15 and a frozen turkey with all roof purchases. Yeah, you read that correctly.

"The turkey will get you all set at the table so you can spend time together, the roof will protect your home, and the AR-15 will protect your family."

Those are the words of Roof EZ president Jason Polly, and I think he's my new favorite person.

A Florida roofing company expects to pick up more business this month after it launched a promotion Wednesday offering an AR-15 and a turkey to anyone who buys a roofโ€ฆ

After two business days, the Cape Coral business has sold eight roofs and had about 50 inquiries about the promotion, Polly said. During a normal month, it sells 30 to 50 roofs, but Polly hopes the promotion will help sell 60 to 100.

Lawyers for the company have said the promotion is legal, Polly said. He emphasized Roof EZ is working with a gun store in Cape Coral.

Bro, sign me up for a new roof right this instant! Who cares if I had it replaced last summer, I'm getting a new one now and I'll take my AR ASAP.

Seriously the raddest promotion out there right now. Polly says he got the idea from a business in Alabama, so cheers to them, whoever they are. This trend needs to continue.

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