Here's a story that will come as a surprise to absolutely no one:

Yeah, huge news flash right here, you guys. Never woulda thunk it.

The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) released its annual college free speech rankings on Wednesday, which dubbed the state of free speech at the Ivy League school "abysmal"…

Despite being the most acclaimed academic institution in the country, Harvard received a 0.00-point free speech ranking on a 100-point scale — a full 11 points behind the next worst school.

Bro, they scored a zero!

Out of 100!

That's terrible!

But it gets worse.

FIRE says the dismal score was "generous," considering Harvard's actual score was a -10.69, according to their calculations.

Yo, Harvard, quick message for ya:

Seriously, how is this supposed to be one of the top schools in the nation when they score a -10.69 out of 100 on free speech?

That's beyond parody.

More from the story:

Harvard's score was dragged down by the fact that nine professors and researchers at Harvard faced calls to be punished or fired based on what they had said or written — and seven of the nine were actually professionally disciplined…

The score is calculated based on factors including how strong the school's policies in favor of free speech are and how many professors, students, and campus speakers have been targeted by authorities for their speech.

-10.69/100.

Just terrible, Harvard.

Take a lap.

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