Forget about my vote — this guy just makes me want to straight-up move to Alabama.
Unfortunately, ol' Dale lost his campaign — and appears to have lost a few of his marbles after that:
Dale Peterson, the man who made national headlines for an online political campaign in which he unsuccessfully sought the position of Alabama Agriculture Commissioner, was charged Tuesday with shoplifting.
It's the second time Peterson has faced such charges in the last 6 months.
