Trust the science, people!

The earth is now hotter than it has ever been and that's because the mystical object of lefties worship, Mother Nature, is angry at you for driving your cars!

The climate crisis is growing by the day... all around the world there are record breaking days where the heat is greater than it's ever been before.

This will be the hottest June and July, it'll be the hottest summer, it'll be the hottest year and we all know that because the science is telling it to us and because Mother Earth is responding by telling us exactly what's going on.

What, are you a climate denier?

Clearly, science says that the sun monster is heating up the planet because Mother Earth is mad at people! It's just science!

If you don't pay more taxes we'll have the hottest year ever. Until next year and it'll be the coldest year ever, probably.

Either way, The Science™, and Mother Earth want you to stop running the air conditioning.

Trust the experts!