Did you have "Marxist Camel Redistribution to Fight Climate Change" on your 2024 Bingo card? WaPo is here with the deets.
ยท Apr 17, 2024 ยท NottheBee.com

It wasn't on my card, but I'm sure this made a Bingo for someone.

In one short X post, The Washington Post checks off animals, Marxism, and global warming fearmongering all at once.

Check it:

"If there was no climate change, we would not even bother to buy these camels," said Jonathan Lati Lelelit, governor of Samburu.

The government there is distributing camels to residents based on need.

So, the northern region in Kenya, where Samburu County is, has been in the midst of a three-year drought. This is, of course, blamed on "climate change" (Africa has NEVER seen droughts before).

And the governor of the Samburu tribe is practicing a Marxist-sounding redistribution scheme in order to fight the weather.

Giving camels to each resident based on need.

(Global warming camel commies in Africa. So much pandering!)

So the story is that cows are dying because of the drought. But camels can survive drought and Kenya is buying camels from their northern neighbors in Somalia and giving them to people whose cows have died.

Apparently camels are better for the climate as well.

By far the greatest source of emissions in rural areas like Samburu is methane, a byproduct of the cow's complex digestive process. Camels emit far less methane.

The only thing that could make this story perfect is if there was also an LGBTQ+ angle to shoehorn in.

Let's check.

Still, many said the plight of one person stood out: Dishon Leleina.

Leleina, 42, had been wealthy by the standards of this region before the drought. He had two wives and 10 kids, and had been surrounded by an abundance of cows for nearly as long as he could remember. He even sacrificed bulls โ€” with a stab to the back of the head โ€” on each of his wedding days.

Well, if polygamy is included in the + sign, I think we have met our quota. And we've even got animal sacrifice tossed in as an absolute freebie.

You know, when you think about it, camels really are the perfect mascot for commies. They thrive in droughts and famine!


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