Two headshots, one stage.

First, the end of Chris Christie:

😭

Then, R.I.P. Nikki Haley:

(Here's Haley saying everyone should be required to use their real names on the internet.)

OH WAIT, CHRISTIE IS STILL MOVING! HE'S ALIVE! HE‘S DEFENDING NIKKI HALEY AND… OH NO, VIVEK HAS A BAZOOKA!!

Man, I wonder if Trump is watching this 😂

UPDATE: CHRISTIE IS DONE 😭

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