Well this is embarrassing for Chiraq's finest:

(Skip to 1:30 for when things get interesting)

FOUR OFFICERS couldn't cuff ONE PERP.

Guy wasn't even trying until the end!

I'm not fixin' to be sexist or "fatphobic" here. I'm just saying our police officers should meet strict fitness standards in order to walk the beat.

Having diverse, overweight ladies out there doesn't actually make us safer!

(A shock, I know.)

Sorry but not sorry if you think that's mean.

Maybe these blue cities should stop chasing away officers like this:

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