Madonna is old. Like, really old. She's so old her birth certificate's in Roman numerals.
But she's still got it, and by "it" I mean she can still fall over on stage, get back up, and continue to lip sync as if nothing had happened.
Watch:
Notice how those vocals just kept on a'going?
That's talent right there!
And the New York Post with the "somebody's getting fired" line. Hmm, I don't know, that man looks awfully gay to be getting fired by Madonna.
She wouldn't want to be labeled a homophobe, now would she?
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