Oh man, this is great:

20 PEOPLE!!!

THAT'S IT!!!

Such an important prisoner to bring back to the States!

Literally 20 people showed up to an event celebrating her homecoming from a Russian prison.

SO POPULAR!!!

And ESPN, really just down in the dumps with the number of folks who showed up, had some fun stuff to say about it:

BRITTNEY GRINER'S HOMECOMING was celebrated Monday night in front of 20 people at University Baptist Church in Waco. Baylor is on winter break, and a few of the people who were supposed to attend were sick. The church livestreamed the event.

Yeah, I'm thinking those people who were "sick" definitely tuned into the livestream!

I know I would've!

But wait, there's more from the snowflakes over at ESPN:

In a neighborhood less than a mile from the Baylor campus, a Trump flag was draped over the door of an apartment building. Down the road, at a house with a giant sign that said, "Moms drink free," a few young adults pried open the door. They were asked about Griner, and their faces crinkled.

"I don't think we should be talking about any of this," one of them said.

Oh no, a Trump flag!!

RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm guessing the reason people didn't show up to see Brittney Griner is because there are Trump fans in the neighborhood.

🤣🤣🤣

Man, only 20 people.

How sad.