Buckle up, folks, it looks like these anti-Israel campus protests are getting ultra-mostly-peaceful. Great example here at UCLA, where a Jewish man has been assaulted by a headscarfed woman who then pulled out a taser on him, causing bro to flee the scene.

Yup, little Hamas peeps just beating up the Jews. And here I thought the Israelis were supposed to be the aggressors?
I must've fallen asleep during POL SCI 157.
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