No worries here, guys, just a letter containing death threats and white powder.
It was sent to Donald Trump Jr., a prominent Republican, so just go about your day like nothing happened, maybe make a joke or two about how Republicans are bad and they deserve things like this, pause, and wait for your late-night audience to applaud.
Seriously, that's going to be the reaction to this story.
Can you imagine if this was sent to LITERALLY ANY DEMOCRAT?!?
It would be racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-semitic โ whichever buzzword they could come up with to defend one of their own.
But nope, it's Donald Trump's son. And if you're a member of the Trump Derangement Syndrome Left you probably are a bit disappointed that the white powder wasn't deadly.
I'm telling you, this story is gonna die faster than one of those mass shooting stories when a BIPOC is pulling the trigger. So predictable, this CIA-sponsored "journalism" we have these days.
But back to the story, since it won't be covered by our liberal friends.
A hazmat team and firetrucks were sent to the home of Donald Trump Jr. after a letter delivered to the house contained a death threat as well as white powder inside of it on Monday afternoon.
'The test results of the substance came up inconclusive on what it was exactly, but officials on the scene do not believe it is deadly,' a spokesman for Trump said.
Trump Jr. was at his home in Jupiter, Florida, when he discovered the substance in the letter.
Here's that letter:
[Warning: Language]
Not the first time this has happened to Jr. Back during his father's presidency, Donald Trump Jr.'s then-wife opened up a similar letter while sitting at the table with their children. Again, no big deal, because this is a Republican we're talking about.
Trump feels just like the rest of us, and here's what he had to say about the letter:
In a statement to the Daily Caller, former President Trump's eldest son said, 'It's just become a little bit too commonplace that this sort of stuff happens. ... Clearly, if this happened to a prominent Democrat it wouldn't be tolerated and would drive news coverage for weeks. The media would blame all Republicans and force them to answer for it, but since it's me, radical haters on the left will largely get a free pass and the media will barely flinch.'
Not even an exaggeration there. If this was a Democrat we'd be hearing about it for weeks. President Diaper Genie would be on the television blaming the MAGA extremists. CNN and MSNBC would be running wild with the story.
But no, it's just Donald Trump Jr., so everyone will have a big laugh.
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