Not wanting Florida woman to take all the glory, North Dakota woman has entered her bid for craziest in America:

A North Dakota woman 'with a thing for a man in uniform' was arrested and now faces up to six years in jail for 'slapping sheriff's deputy on the bum' at a tavern while he was carrying out a compliance check.

On Friday night, Sandra D. Kobs-Sabo, 50, was at the Crossroads Tavern located just north of Bismarck when she allegedly 'jogged' over to a cop as he and another officer were conducting the bar check on the establishment before taking 'a large swing and slapping him in the buttocks' in an aggressive manner.

Kobs-Sabo's slap to the officer's backside was hardly a gentle 'love tap,' and instead 'caused the officer pain,' according to an affidavit of probable cause obtained by the Bismarck Tribune.

She's got a "thing for a man in uniform," huh? She's got a funny way of showing it.

Okay, admittedly, they may just be dangling that six-year stretch in front of her because she made them mad:

Kobs-Sabo's advances did not end there, however, as she continued to catcall the deputy, calling him a 'sexy cop' even after she was taken into custody.

While en route to Burleigh Morton Detention Center, she also asked the officer multiple times if he was married while emphasizing the fact that she 'loves a man in uniform.'

That's bold. Weird, too. Really weird. More weird than bold. Probably not really all that bold, when you think about it. Just weird.

The scene of the crime, meanwhile, is taking no chances on this one:

She was also banned from the tavern.

Now that I can understand.