Most employment contracts have a clause that stipulates something along the lines of "other duties as assigned."

You know what that means: Odds and ends, cleanup jobs...catching sidearm Barbie dolls thrown at you by shoplifters:

A Florida woman threw a massive 'hissy fit' in a Florida Walmart after she tried to steal a shopping cart full of groceries, claiming she had an 'employee discount...'

The woman was reportedly stopped at the doors and escorted back to the registers 'where she proceeds to argue - a lot' and got 'louder and louder,' the police department wrote.

She reportedly told store employees to 'get the manager, Kim,' claiming she had an 'employee discount and I get my groceries for free.'

Yeah there's no manager named Kim there, sorry lady. But what happened next was nuts:

'When one of the associates asks her to come back and use the initial register, she comes back all right,' the police department wrote.

The woman, who is wearing a white shirt and has her hair in the bun, then violently throws [a Barbie doll] back at the associate, hitting her in face, before angrily stalking off.

The brave worker did indeed sustain a bit of a bump to the face, which makes her flawless catching of the Barbie all that more impressive. Witness:

Either the Rams or the Bengals need to hire this woman and get her on a jet to the Super Bowl, stat!!!

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