The Biden administration's gamble is paying off: The White House's politically genius three-pronged approach of spiraling inflation, vaccine mandates, and a president who can't really speak in complete sentences all that well is polling brilliantly with significantly more than one percent of the population!

Two percent of Americans participating in a CNN poll think the United States is doing "very well" under President Joe Biden, results revealed Friday.

"How well are things going in the country today?" CNN asked respondents. Two percent said "very well," 29 percent said "fairly well," 45 percent said "pretty bad," and 24 percent said "very badly."

2% is really not that bad! Once the Biden administration rolls out the mandatory COVID quarantine camps and federal Drag Queen Story Hour grant program, they may even get up to 2.7%.