There was a time when you would scoff at this sort of thing as a pathetic, contemptible publicity grab by a woman with literally nothing else going on in her life.

But these days—with the wholesale mainstreaming of mental illnesses and the explosion of literally uncountable "identities"—I'm leaning toward this being absolutely legit:

A woman in love with a plane insists her desire is not a flight of fancy.

Sarah Rodo, 23, even refers to the Boeing 737 as her boyfriend.

She flies on the aircraft as often as possible and has 50 replica models of the plane at home.

Sarah calls the Boeing Dicki and hopes to wed one day, even though it is illegal in Germany.

If you're wondering, yes, there is a woke term for this.

The Dortmund resident identifies as an Objectum Sexual, meaning that she is sexually attracted to inanimate objects.

Just nobody tell the train that's she's cheating.

She has also been in love with a train.

Yeah, I'm gonna call an audible on this:

I mean, in an era when we're expected to believe that men can become women, and one in which increasingly mainstream voices are trying to re-define pedophilia to be more acceptable—who's to say a woman can't convince herself that she's fallen in love with an airplane?

"Some people don't understand my love but my friends took my coming-out very well and encouraged me."

If you're woke, you have to accept her or be called a bigot!

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