When Chastity Sowell went with her mother and nephews to the Zootastic Park in Iredell County, North Carolina, I'm sure she wasn't expecting a herd of cattle would send the family into a total meltdown. But that's exactly what happened.

Utter and complete chaos.Thankfully, she had the drooling-wherewithal to capture the whole thing on video.

[Be advised: Despite the best efforts of whoever edited this video, at least one expletive got through. Also there's puke.]

Enjoy:

I don't know what's funnier, the kid throwing up in his mouth from the smell, the grandma repeatedly shouting "Shoo!" or Ms. Sowell crying so hard that she starts to drool all over herself.

Oh, and when granny leans onto mouth-vomit kid to avoid certain bovine death, knocking the whole mess into Sowell's lap?

Comedy. Gold. 🥇

And can someone please explain to me how this family's reaction to a herd of cows is somehow more dramatic than this scene from Jurassic Park?

This was a special, special moment and we are blessed to have been able to witness it.