It's nice to be able to get away into the countryside. No doubt about it. Somewhere you can get away and enjoy the fresh air and peace and quiet and bucolic wonder of nature.

And now, for only what is probably about 3.8 gazillion dollars, you can have all of that and more in Worcester, England:

A recently closed UK academy is looking for applicants seeking not an education, but an enormous new property. ...

Located in Worcester, the approximately 93-acre [Abberley Hall School] estate includes an array of amenities worthy of what was, until its closure at the end of the 2022/2023 academic year, a "leading independent preparatory school" and one of the highest-ranked private educations to be gotten in the English countryside, according to press materials provided to The Post by Savills, which holds the listing.

Is this thing a beauty? You tell me!

☝️Heck, with all that property, you might be legitimately able to declare yourself a Baron and join the House of Lords. Who's going to stop you?

☝️This is, I should point out, just one of several mind-numbingly enormous buildings on the property.

☝️Every time you come down for breakfast you can pretend like you're a student at Hogwarts or something.

☝️Some people look at their watch to tell time. You look at your own personal clock tower.

☝️Student housing for them. Tastefully secluded in-law suites for you.

☝️A pool, because why not? I mean sure, throw the pool in. Might as well.

The property is over 150 years old, the school over a century old, and it sits on 93 acres of pristine English farmland.

Oh, and you want to know about the price? Well:

Price on application.

Hmm. I don't think I'm going to be able to afford this one.

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