In many ways, life in the Florida Keys is paradise. It can also be absolute galactic-level insanity, as well.
The U.S. Border Patrol this week revealed the discovery of an astonishing $2 million worth of cocaine that recently washed up on the shores of the Florida keys.
Chief Patrol Agent Walter N. Slosar revealed on Twitter that, over the past weekend, "Good Samaritans discovered 126 lbs. of cocaine washed-up along the coastline in the Florida Keys."
"[Border Patrol] agents with support from [the Monroe County Sheriff's Office] recovered the drugs," Slosar wrote. "The cocaine has an estimated street value of nearly two million dollars."
I like to think of the folks who discovered the cocaine finding out that the Border Patrol sees them as "Good Samaritans" like:
It's nice to get a little positive reinforcement! And thankfully they didn't turn to the 126 pounds of cocaine for that:
That is just a ton of really poisonous, dangerous drugs right there. Glad it's going under the torch!
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