Call me crazy, but if you're number one goal is to increase people's appetite for fried chicken, maybe cannibalism shouldn't be your go-to.
Check out this super-weird commercial from KFC's UK Youtube account:
KFC: "Look at our new ad. Aren't you hungry for fried chicken now??"
Everyone (except cannibals):

The video comes with the following description that borders on the heretical:
Do you find yourself lost in the woods of modern life?
Fear not, for salvation in sauce is near.
Trust in the thumping sound of the golden egg.
Trust in the liquid gold elixir.
Trust in the divine dunk.
And whisper the sacred words ‘All Hail Gravy'.
Because there's some things we can still believe in.
Believe In Chicken.
To make matters somehow worse, no one can tell if the satanic commercial was made by AI or a woke diversity intern.
The comments:
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