Remember that Californian woman that fell into the vault toilet while trying to retrieve her phone?

Well, it happened again.

This time, a Michigan woman near a boat launch at Dixon Lake in Otsego County's Bailey Township dropped her Apple Watch in an outhouse toilet and then lowered herself down the hole to retrieve it.

Then, because she was covered in muck, she couldn't escape.

Luckily, someone heard her calls for help. First responders were able to remove the toilet and lower a strap down to lift her up.

She confirmed that she was able to retrieve her watch, so that's something.

She's lucky though. People have died getting trapped in outhouses.

Remember how your mother worried you might die with dirty underwear? If you go after your phone in an outhouse, you could literally die covered in poop. That's got to be more embarrassing than the dirty underwear thing, so just let it go.

I feel like if more people were reading Not the Bee instead of CNN; these sorts of things would stop happening.

Consider this a public service announcement, people.

P.S. Now check out our latest video 👇