Two men were arrested in Virginia after attempting to rob a convenience store while wearing watermelons as masks. Take a look at the video and try to understand why someone would choose a watermelon. Surely, this could be the worst possible choice for a face mask with the exception of a pumpkin. Perhaps they chose an alternative face covering option to stand out amongst other customers wearing boring face masks.

Watermelon is known to prevent inflammation, improve heart health, and is a great summer snack, however, no word on if it can prevent COVID transmission while wearing it as a mask.

I've gone ahead and updated the NY Post rankings of "Most Effective Face Masks" since their current version is out of date.