Hello ladies and gentlemen, Jesse James here reporting to you from Clown World.

See it there? In the middle?

Yeah. On the draft list of new emojis which, if finalized, will be released later this year, is a "pregnant man" emoji.

Emojipedia says the pregnant dude is included for "consistent gender options for pregnancy." Consistent gender options? The heck does that mean?

We live in a bad sitcom.