Authorities laud arrest of Capitol rioter who was in possession of nefarious Lego bricks

Jul 7th

Have you or someone you know been radicalized by Legos?

That's right. One of the Capitol rioters – the most evil terrorists in the history of the WORLD – had a, wait for it, "FULLY ASSEMBLED" Lego set of the Capitol.

FULLY ASSEMBLED!

Federal investigators seized an unusual piece of evidence from a Pennsylvania man indicted last month for his role in the Capitol riotβ€”a Lego replica of the building he allegedly stormed. Robert Morss, 27, is accused of leading fellow rioters in what prosecutors say was "one of the most intense and prolonged clashes" with officers on Jan. 6.

Yes, a Lego set. You know, like this one you can get over at Amazon.

How DARE an American citizen have a widely available toy that represents an iconic building of his nation??

In these trying times, it's important for us to root out the extremists among us. Only then can we have peace!

You may recall that a certain president was impeached for a second time based on the narrative that his words had inspired the riot.

That may seem at odds with the new narrative that rioters used Lego toys to meticulously plan out their unarmed shuffling through the halls of Congress, but if you admit to such critical thinking, get ready to be arrested for a thoughtcrime!

The super helpful and not-at-all-dystopian FBI noted that they also confiscated a personal notebook titled "Step by Step to Create Hometown Militia."

Only vicious terrorists would think militias are necessary to the security of a free state, or that the right of the people to keep and bear arms should not be infringed.

The notebook also talked about tactical overviews and running gun drills! Only extremists like every gun club in the United States of America would teach people how to effectively and accurately use weapons for their intended purpose!

Oh, also, this diabolical list had a reminder for him to bring his AR-15 and FOUR WHOLE AMMO MAGAZINES to whatever militia event he was planning.

Even worse, they recovered THREE WHOLE GUNS from his house!!

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[Looks at personal gun safe nervously.]

I don't know Morss, so I don't know what was on the guy's mind or heart.

There is certainly a line between forming a militia of responsible citizens to protect life and liberty from tyranny and a guerrilla group that is formed with the specific purpose of achieving political goals through violent means.

All I know is that he didn't bring any of his weapons to the Capitol and that the media/government are trying to skewer him for owning Legos.

What garbage!


P.S. Now you should watch our latest video because isn't it time for some answers from Christian Biden supporters? πŸ‘‡

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