Babylon Bee CEO, Seth Dillon, has taken it upon himself to single-handedly save our economy. While not much can be said about other public figures that just tweet all day from their penthouse offices, Seth is truly going above and beyond to invest in his country and its workers.
The image above may or may not be tampered with, but I assure you the following is a true story....
Yesterday afternoon, Seth ordered his lunch from Uber Eats. Seems like a normal enough thing, right? But when the food arrived, the Uber Driver asked if it was the correct location, thinking the app had "glitched" due to the distance between the restaurant and the office.
After confirming that the order was indeed meant for the building located just 478 ft from the restaurant (you read that right), the driver left with a tip and a chuckle. Surely, he must have thought, nobody could be so committed to the economy that they would order overpriced delivery from a restaurant literally across the street..right!?
Below is a map showing the distance from the office to the restaurant, with a diagram showing walking path vs. the path taken by the confused Uber driver.
While most selfish people would walk and pick up their own food, Seth has ensured us that he will do his part by creating jobs in this rough economy, truly helping do the Lord's work.
We salute you, Seth. Walking to pick up food from the restaurant next door is for people that hate our country and want the economy to fail before the election.