White privilege is something we all have to face every day, and this has never been more evident than with the situation Hunter Biden found himself in last week. As he made a valiant last ditch effort to plead guilty without admitting guilt, we all found ourselves thinking: "Who hasn't skipped six years of paying taxes on influence peddling payments from foreigners while high on cocaine and sleeping with hookers only to have a friend step in to pay those taxes for you?" And yet, the silver lining in all of this is that the National Debt has been cut in half because of Hunter's selfless repayment of taxes plus interest and penalties in a last ditch effort to prove his innocence. What a great guy! And then, as if we needed another reason to love him, Hunter bravely pleaded guilty to all nine charges against him to save his family from embarrassment. Aren't all white people guilty, after all? But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Eric Swalwell Contacts Governor Hochul To Find Out If Chinese Spy Working For Her Is Single @dontslowtheearth
Kamala Spins Her ‘Wheel Of Accents' To See How She'll Talk Today @showquest
Voters Saddened To Learn That Kamala's Laugh Has Only One Accent @realmccoy
Whew! Patient Relieved To Hear Dentist's Bad News Was Just A Root Canal And Not Another Star Wars Series @kirgol
Fall Of Jericho Walls Seems Less Miraculous After Daughter Takes Up Trumpet @webidtheefarewell
Walz Punishes His Trump Supporting Family By Making Them Live In Downtown Minneapolis @drconservativeprof
Man Who Shot Friend In The Face Says Trump Can't Be Trusted @disidente_redactico
Customers Complain Alexa Now Cackling After Giving Nonsensical Answers In Awful Southern Accent @thebigfreeze
Harris Campaign Releases Policy Statement In Little Red Book @gfanson
Canada's Euthanasia Allows Gov't Health Care To Kill You BEFORE You Commit Suicide @hamnetwall55
Rookie Female Hates Pumpkin Spice And Throw Pillows @reckless4life
Illegals Now Refer To Texas As North Mexico @ruthiej714
Snopes Introduces New 'Grammatically Incorrect' Rating @alola_rychu
Local Woman Says: At Least Democrats Are Getting Us To The End Of The World Faster Than Republicans Would @littlejedi
Teen Girl Too Busy For Dinner Out With Mom Miraculously Finds Time For Dinner And Shopping @priehle
After Getting Evicted From Eden Adam And Eve Trade In Their Fig Leaves For "I'm Stupid" Novelty Tee Shirts @njhokie84
Adam Chases Eve Around The Yard With A Leaf Blower @leecory
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favs:
Venezuelan Gang Abandons Apartment Takeover After Incessant Repair Requests From Gertrude In 3F @skullcrazes
Democrats Complain That If Proof Of Citizenship Is Required Illegal Immigrants Won't Get To Vote @1horsepony
Harris Campaign Announces Alexa As Next White House Press Secretary @beehappy2
Harris Unveils New Tax Plan That Would Allow You To Count Your Chinese Communist Party Handler As A Dependent @jasonanderson
Sesame Street Adds First Ever Venezuelan Street Gang Member "Lil Joker" To The Block @afnarr
Kamala Harris Speaks Like Jar Jar Binks To Crowd Of Star Wars Fans @fishythepenguin
Testing Reveals Liz Cheney Is 1/1024th Conservative @mackenziemike
Harris Complains She Only Received Questions In Advance Of Debate And Not The Answers @dontslowtheearth
Top Economists Agree That US National Debt Crisis Quickly Solved If Biden's Pay Their Income Taxes @halfdoubledecaffeina
Starliner Crew Takes Spectacular Picture Of Your Mom @gfanson
Stranded Astronauts Now Regret Just Packing Gilligan's Island Reruns @surfduck
@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
Speculation Rises That Harris Will Evaporate Into The Ethos Due To Lack Of Substance @michaelbmurphy
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