Bee Forum News: Prince Charming Desperately Trying To Put Snow White Back Into Endless Slumber

Ever since the unfortunate release of the remake of the classic film Snow White, insiders report that Prince Charming has been desperately trying to put Snow White back into the peaceful state of endless slumber. A sentient Snow White has not turned out to be what the prince expected as she reportedly blabs on and on about 'the oligarchy' and keeps insisting that empty theaters are 'fine.' However, reversing the breaking of the Evil Queen's spell has been unsuccessful thus far, leading Prince Charming to enlist the help of Judge Boasberg. But that's not all that happened last week!

Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.

Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:

Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:

BONUS - One randomly selected headline:

Do you have breaking news to report? Join us! Who knows, your headline might get published or featured on the Babylon Bee homepage, or it could show up here in our re-cap of the top headlines of the week. Thousands more totally true headlines were posted this week on the forum, but sadly, only Bee subscribers can read them. You did get to read a few, though, so if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments!


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