Big news last week as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement and shotgun wedding now that Travis has become pregnant. While unusual for a football player to become pregnant, it was only a matter of time that one eventually would after scientists discovered a few years ago that it was possible for men to become pregnant. In situations like this where the woman wears the pants in the relationship, it is inevitable according to the experts. Fans of the couple are all abuzz with speculation about how big the wedding will be, who will design Travis' dress, and what weird name the couple will choose for their baby.
But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (title headline by @mrmsz1961)
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Ugandans Thank Federal Judge For Keeping Dangerous Criminal Out Of Their Country @dontslowtheearth
Man Looks Forward To One Day Not Having To Hear About Taylor Swift @yantelope
Democrats Fly Trans Flag At Half Mast After School Shooting @ruthiej714
Cracker Barrel Adds Slot Machines @gfanson
Californians Demand 2 State Solution @carolyn1
Federal Judge Reverses Everyone's Prayers @lpathehuman
Elaine Orders The Big Salad While Kamala Opts For Her Usual Word Salad @njhokie84
Christian Trolls Democrat By Folding Hands And Talking To God @kirgol
Wife Asks Salesperson To Throw Husband's Dirty Clothes On Furniture To See What It Will Really Look Like @twoplus2ischicken
In Nod To Christianity, Southwest Airlines Starts Charging Passengers By The Cubit @slateslabrock
Kelce/Swift Engagement Sparks Divorce Lawyer Fantasy Drafts @drconservativeprof
To Win Back Customers Cracker Barrel Hires Chip And Joanne To Help With Remodel @thebigfreeze
Crusty Old Marine Senses Impending Storm, Can Feel It In His Left Leg @djnugget83
Buy New 5W-30 Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil For The Manly Men In Your Life @alola_rychu
Taylor Swift Fans Brace For The Most Epic Break Up And Divorce Album Ever Created @slateslabrock
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
Chip And Joanna Gaines Debut New Theological Podcast Titled 'Did God Really Say...?' @fishythepenguin
Taylor Swift Forced Into Shotgun Wedding After Travis Kelce Becomes Pregnant @mrmsz1961
To Further Reduce Their Popularity, Democrats Announce Plan To Drown Kittens @howiescheer
Empty Nesters Spend Evening At Walmart Listening To The Sweet Pitter Patter Of Screaming Children @kirgol
Scholars Suggest The Epstein Files Are A Poetic Framework That Aren't Meant To Be Taken Literally @lpathehuman
Report: Skeletor's Motive Unclear @the_captain
Daniel Thrown Into Lions' Den After Democrats Catch Him Praying @batknight
Text Messages Increase Despite Man Replying 'Stop' To His Wife @dontslowtheearth
Adam Explains To God That Eve Is A Strong, Independent Woman @yantelope
BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
Caitlin Clark Gets A Technical For Carrying Knife And Axe To Protect Herself On The Court @morg13084
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