Satellite images show 40,000 bulldozers headed to the San Andreas Fault. No one knows why, but many surmise it may have something to do with the peaceful riots in LA. The Trump administration has released a statement that the president will be heading to an ice cream shop soon, raising concerns that Trump is attempting to distract the media from whatever is going on with the bulldozers. But that's not all that has been happening lately!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (Title Headline by @feralgame.)
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Daredevil Dad Tells Toddler To Hold It Till The Next Rest Stop @kirgol
Former President Biden Autopens New Book, 'If I Forgot' @annafillaxis
MAGA Husband Not So Happy With Wife's Big Beautiful Bill @ruthiej714
Illegal Immigrants Flee LA After Karen Bass Promises To Keep Them Safe @dontslowtheearth
Biden Claims He Didn't Know He Was Mentally Incompetent @yantelope
The Intifada Will Continue After This Brief Message From Our Sponsor 'Grenades-R-Us' @gfanson
Government Says They Can Quit Spending Anytime They Want @baberahamlincoln
Putin Offers To Negotiate Peace Treaty Between Musk, Trump @carolyn1
KJP Seen Standing On A Street Corner In DC Holding "Will Write Lies For Food" Sign @drconservativeprof
Daredevil Man Bends Over To Pick Up Keys In Front Of Gay Pride Parade @njhokie84
Local Mom Goes Shopping For New Pair Of Pants For Son To Use As A Napkin @batknight
Husband Surprises Wife Of 16 Years With Anniversary Set Of Tires @twoplus2ischicken
Trump Administration On High Alert As Cyber Trucks Start Transforming Into Robots @thebigfreeze
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
Moses Kicks Himself For Not Getting Starlink Before Years Of Wandering In The Desert @ruthiej714
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom Mandates All Molotov Cocktails Be Electric By 2035 @blitzwoofer
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient CVS Receipt Recorded On Clay Tablet Weighing 27 Tons @lpahuman
Father Questions God's Sovereignty After Kids Order Seafood Pizza @mrhero
Dating App Adds Eschatology Filter @skullcrazes
Man's Favorite T-Shirt Enters Valhalla After "The Incident" @theraider
Trump Bans Travel To The United States From California Citing Security Concerns @westland619
Cheesecake Factory Now Offering Second Edition Menu Commentary @slayinggiants
BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
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