I'm not going to pick on a guy for having a visual impairment, but in a situation like this, Not the Bee is obligated to cover it!
Okay, okay, first I'll get the obligatory "be nice" post out of the way for those of you who need it.
Alright, for those of you who immediately skipped that, now's the part where we can laugh at the irony while those people are distracted.
It's just a little on the nose, don't ya think? The Democrats called an "expert" to say he sees no widespread government waste ... and he's blind?
THE BABYLON BEE COULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN IT BETTER.
But that's not all!
Dylan is not only the director of an NGO in a moment where NGOs are being used to push for and enact policy under the table with kickbacks from USAID and other government entities.
He's specifically a director at an NGO that gets a large chunk of its money from the Open Society Foundations, a grantmaking entity created by the one and only George Soros.
Now we're entering into Alex Jones-levels of irony!
I'll leave you with this ... and you BETTER NOT LAUGH!
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