It's difficult to believe that this tweet made it out of workshop and onto the actual Internet, but it did:
One Covid shot to rule them all, one Covid shot to find them, one Covid shot to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
The article is speculating on the possibility that a fourth COVID vaccine shot could "last forever," hence the concept of "one Covid shot to rule them all."
But... the literary reference in this case is to the One Ring of Sauron.
For those who may not be aware: In J.R.R. Tolkein's epic trilogy The Lord of the Rings, the One Ring is the evil ring forged by the evil dark lord of Middle-earth, Sauron.
It was meant to be used to enslave the entire population of that world.
Is this really the message that Bloomberg wants to send??
The responses to the tweet, meanwhile, were perfect:
But we figured, hey, if the vax represents the evil Ring of Power, that means that somewhere, perhaps in Joe Rogan's Homely House, a fellowship is being formed to fight the Dark Lord's vax.
Fortunately, the updated films about this can feature Ivermectin, since there are actual horses and everyone knows it's just horse dewormer.
I look forward to the epic showdown between mRNA tech and the natural immune system!
Poor Boromir tho...
Oh, let's not forget a character that represents brainwashed obsession!
Anyway, thank you for giving us the perfect analogy for what the vaccine, mandates, and other restrictions represent!
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