Everyone knows the best way to defeat crime is with rainbow-colored cars, and that the best way to defeat hate is to encourage people to tattle on each other for speech they don't like!

I mean, seriously, are we still in the death throes of the West, or is the West already dead?

That's literally a clown car, my friends.

Sure, there's murderers, rapists, traffickers, thieves, and more out there, but at least there will be a local clown patrol to report that neighbor who believes a man can't become a woman!

Listen to this wise police officer as he mocks the new design:

I'll leave you with a few other comments on England's new clown brigade!