“Buy a Tesla,” they said! “It’ll be easier than getting gas,” they said!

Harambe Harambe

Mar 21, 2022

The elites keep telling us little people that we should be grateful for their beneficence and stop worrying about little things like $6 dollars a gallon. After all, as Stephen Colbert said, we wouldn't need to worry about such things if we'd just buy a $100,000 Tesla like him!

Well, I hope we're ready to crank up the coal-fired plants powering those "green" charging stations, because otherwise this awaits in our elites' vision of utopia:

At least while you're waiting, you can think about how much better you are than those truckers and mini-van moms in their gas-powered vehicles, what with your batteries produced by strip mining the third world using child labor!


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