Yo, huge shoutout to Joe Biden for throwing money toward safe syringes so the folks on the streets of Seattle can get high. They seem to be putting them to good use.
You know what we should do now? We should get the government out there recycling these bad boys in case the addicts run out. We wouldn't want them to go without their drugs, now would we?
Ahh, Seattle. Progressive utopia.
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