I try to stay a mile upwind of the stench that is the P. Diddy debauchery, but I had to report on this one:
No joke: Check out these pills.
"Red Obama" and "Green Obama" are actual captions on drug evidence logged in federal court. What a time to be alive.
'There were various pills, but one was in the form of a former president's face,' Combs' one-time personal assistant, David James, said in Manhattan federal court, of the types of ecstasy pills he saw his boss take.
'Which former president?' prosecutor Christy Slavik asked.
'President Obama,' James responded.
James worked for Diddy from 2007 to 2009 and helped set up his orgies. Obama was never seen at any of those parties, but people apparently loved honoring him by eating pills shaped like his face before engaging in various sultry activities.
Combs received his drug haul from a dealer named 'One-Stop.' And when asked how frequently he saw his boss take drugs, James responded: 'I'd say every day.'
Anyway, I'll just leave you with this July 2004 interview with Diddy and Obama before Obama was a senator, let alone president.
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