Chicago's Lori Lightfoot just announced her brilliant plan to stop robberies: Don't use cash!
· Jan 20, 2023 · NottheBee.com

Sometimes, the level of utter genius from politicians is truly astounding.

Yes, if you don't want to be robbed while you're selling hotdogs on the street, the solution is simple. Don't take cash.

You know, instead of arresting thieves and throwing them in jail, it would make a lot more sense if you just took away everyone's cash. That way NO ONE could steal it.

They're going to get rid of cash to stop theft.

  • They're going to ban guns to stop murder.
  • They're going to outlaw gas stoves to save the planet.
  • They're going to censor people to stop fascism.


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