Portland is such a wasteland now that Cracker Barrel and Walmart can't do business there:
Seriously, you could put a Walmart in Mogadishu and it would turn a profit. How bad does your city have to be to drive away freaking WALMART, especially when said city is IN the U-S-of-A??
While the last remnants of civilization vanish from Portland's commie-infested streets, there's one company standing in the gap between light and darkness:
Chick-fil-A, a fast food chain known for its fried-chicken sandwiches, is working on opening its first location in Portland proper since a Lloyd Center location closed in 2003, according to permits filed with the City of Portland.
According to the permit, which is still pending, Chick-fil-A hopes to add facade and roof alterations, new landscaping areas and right-of-way dedications to the site, currently home to The Venue Gentleman's Club.
What a magnificent corporation.
They are gonna airdrop themselves into one of the most hellishly dysfunctional American cities imaginable, chase out a bunch of creeper dudes hanging out at a loathsome strip joint and start serving up some of God's chicken!
Changes to The Venue won't take place "for at least a year," according to a representative reached by phone Wednesday. The club hopes to relocate once Chick-fil-A takes over.
Many companies, even Chick-Fil-A, stay just outside city limits where the commie zombies can't get them. Moving back into Portland proper takes guts.
