Last weekend the Satanists were shredding Bibles for the glory of Satan at SatanCon in Massachusetts.

But a very different form of worship was happening in Missouri.

In Missouri, someone dressed like Chuck Norris was driving a tank over cars, firing uzis, amid pyrotechnics, while "Danger Zone" played in the auditorium--all to the glory of God.

The glory of God?

That's right this was a scene from the James River Assembly of God Stronger Men Conference for Christian men.

Just look at this spectacle!

Babylon Bee editor Joel Berry is calling it a Bee prophecy fulfilled.

And it's close.

So what kind of Biblical truths are they teaching at the Stronger Men Conference?

I have no idea, but look there's a tank and Chuck Norris with uzis.

If that doesn't put you in the mood to worship, you might have to seriously question your walk with Jesus.

Seriously, what the heck is going on here?