People watching the Southern vs Grambling game over the weekend thought they spotted this man lighting a joint in the stands.

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I mean, he's got something oblong in his hand, he's got a lighter, you can see how assumptions would be made.

But it turns out this man isn't a pothead: He's just a regular dude who wants to eat his ribs in peace.

This dude went from shady character to my absolute hero in a matter of moments.

He brought individual ribs in from the tailgate, pulled them from his pocket, then whipped out the old Bic lighter in order to heat up his mid-game snack.

Have y'all seen concession prices lately? This man is a genius.

I bet you those were some good ribs, too!