Comedian John Oliver, host of HBO's Last Week Tonight show, suffered a severe case of potty mouth while going off on the town of Danbury, CT, for what he perceives to be gross racist disparities in their jury selection process.
"If you're going to forget a town in Connecticut," said Oliver, "why not forget Danbury? Because, and this is true, f— Danbury! … Danbury, Connecticut can eat my whole a—. … If you're from there, you have a standing invite to come get a thrashing from John Oliver, children included, f— you."
Classy, John, classy.
Somebody needs their mouth washed out with soap. Or maybe he just need the Danbury sewage plant to be named after him.
"We are going to rename it the John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant," said Danbury's mayor, Mark Boughton. "Why? Because it's full of crap just like you, John."
It remains unknown whether the city will live up to their word and actually rename the plant, but it is good to know that somebody out there is standing up for Danbury.