Narcissism, I have found thyself personified in Chelsea Handler, a comedian who just guest hosted The Daily Show:
[Warning: Strong language and extreme cringe]
My goodness.
You don't need to have children or be married to have value or a fulfilling life.
But to brag about it?
To openly celebrate a life devoid of personal attachment or commitment?
To boast about how many trips you can take alone and how many random men you can sleep with??
I can't even mock her. I pity her.
What a sad life.
I'm just gonna drop one other thing for your consideration that may be the greatest sin in the entire video.
This weapon grip/stance!