Mad man Dave Chappelle performed at the Masonic in liberal utopia San Francisco on Thursday, and used the opportunity to tell its residents what a cesspool their city has become.

SFGate has the story, which they are extremely triggered about ("Chappelle didn't go deep into his TERF beliefs Thursday; instead, he settled for a barrage of transphobic dog whistles" 😂).

Oh how I wish there were video of the performance; alas, there are none to be had. Just read it in Chappelle's voice:

"What the f — k happened to this place?" he asked.

He told a story about eating at an Indian restaurant in the Tenderloin a few nights earlier, only to have someone defecate in front of the restaurant as he was walking in. San Francisco has become "half ‘Glee,' half zombie movie," he said, and he remarked that the whole city is the Tenderloin now.

"Y'all [N-words] need a Batman!" he exclaimed.

"Half 'Glee' half zombie movie" is a pretty perfect summation of SF. 😂